| # | Book Title | Author | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Goldfish Don't Take Bubble Baths | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 2 | Lizards Don't Wear Lip Gloss | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 3 | Piglets Don't Watch Television | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 4 | Hamsters Don't Glow in the Dark | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 5 | Ants Don't Catch Flying Saucers | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 6 | Goats Don't Brush Their Teeth | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 7 | Parrots Don't Make House Calls | Wiebe, Trina | |
| 8 | Rabbits Don't Do Homework | Wiebe, Trina |