| # | Book Title | Author | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce | Myers, Bill | |
| 2 | My Life as Alien Monster Bait | Myers, Bill | |
| 3 | My Life as a Broken Bungee Cord | Myers, Bill | |
| 4 | My Life as Crocodile Junk Food | Myers, Bill | |
| 5 | My Life as Dinosaur Dental Floss | Myers, Bill | |
| 6 | My Life as a Torpedo Test Target | Myers, Bill | |
| 7 | My Life as a Human Hockey Puck | Myers, Bill | |
| 8 | My Life as an Afterthought Astronaut | Myers, Bill | |
| 9 | My Life as Reindeer Road Kill | Myers, Bill | |
| 10 | My Life as a Toasted Time Traveler | Myers, Bill | |
| 11 | My Life as Polluted Pond Scum | Myers, Bill | |
| 12 | My Life as a Bigfoot Breath Mint | Myers, Bill | |
| 13 | My Life as a Blundering Ballerina | Myers, Bill | |
| 14 | My Life as a Screaming Skydiver | Myers, Bill | |
| 15 | My Life as a Human Hairball | Myers, Bill | |
| 16 | My Life as a Walrus Whoopee Cushion | Myers, Bill | |
| 17 | My Life as a Mixed-Up Millennium Bug | Myers, Bill | |
| 18 | My Life as a Beat-Up Basketball Backboard | Myers, Bill | |
| 19 | My Life as a Cowboy Cowpie | Myers, Bill | |
| 20 | My Life as Invisible Intestines with Intense Digestion | Myers, Bill | |
| 21 | My Life as a Skysurfing Skateboarder | Myers, Bill | |
| 22 | My Life as a Tarantula Toe Tickler | Myers, Bill | |
| 23 | My Life as a Prickly Porcupine From The Planet Pluto | Myers, Bill | |
| 24 | My Life as a Splatted Flat Quarterback | Myers, Bill | |
| 25 | My Life as a Belching Baboon with Bad Breath | Myers, Bill | |
| 26 | My life as a Stupendously Stomped Soccer Star | Myers, Bill | |
| 27 | My Life as a Haunted Hamburger, Hold the Pickles | Myers, Bill |